Episodes

The focus of this episode is when Colin again provides us with an hour of entertainment much like the indickment incident. Tune in, laugh and share! Also included is laughing at white people, what will Bobby do, and much more. Help us grow share this episode on your facebook page.

In this episode we have jus a small technical glitch where the internet cuts out for a bit and shaggy gets ripped on for a long time as to why he doesn't fix it. We talk about technological inventions we can live without, 11 places worse than the bathroom for grime, and we play some kick ass tunes from youtube for everyones enjoyment. Remember to help spread the word and help our audience grow.

Ok, in this episode we miss Nate but get to talk about him a lot regardless. Other topics include sinking ships, Van Halen, our new network alliance and our very special tribute to MLK Day.

It's our annual New Years Eve show and we're doing it like always with plenty of top 10 lists, laughs and our pre-recorded count down so you can't end the year with us no matter what time zone your in. Just start the show at 10pm on new years and we'll rock out the year with you in style. The next show will be the 16th but before then to make up for our interrupted style we'll put out a best of show for our loyal fans so keep checking the webpage and facebook page!

In this episode we do plenty of random topics, discuss thankgiving goings on and the black friday and cyber monday that we all skipped out on.  In addition to that we have Bec back in studio for a bit called "Sounds kids don't know".  The other big thing is we unveiled our new website design which should be live right about now so make sure to check out the website and give feedback via our facebook page.

In this episode we play radio by numbers as we randomly go through a list of topics that are way to long to make it through in one show. Shaggy teaches the guys a few things they didn't know and in general we delve into topics unknown. A pretty good show all around and we hope you provide feedback through the normal channels.

In this episode we see just how well Nate can dress and sound like a 15 year old girl. Boy will you be surprised! Also we handle the most unique civial unrest ever in school along with lots of other topics from the last week. Remember check us out on facebook for all our important news items and the new website is coming very soon.

Tonight was a little different then normal. Everyone had things to do except Shaggy so he let everyone else off and decided to run a hosted best-of edition. He gave little intro's and some reflection of the bits and songs and fully explained that stuff dated back to prior network days before PTR went solo. Considering the show has been on the wire in one form or another since 2000 there's lots of history still to cover. Let us know if you prefer this kind of episode during an interruption or if you prefer us posting a whole old episode. Your feedback is needed!

In this episode we cover topics ranging from movies to social events and we even include those embarrassing moments we've all been through. Check it out and don't forget to hit us up on facebook.

In this episode we start to talk about a worth while charity and Shaggy then makes an innappropriate joke and it's a general concensus that he's going to hell for it. Additionally since it's the night of the new two and a half men and the roast of charlie sheen we can't help but cover that as well. All that and more so make sure to check it out.

This show is to deal with the fact that we weren't going to go on live for labor day. Instead we did an early show, then shaggy posted it late. Go figure, let him know that you would rather get this the same night or the next morning at the latest.

Ok so this episode we review the poll from the last show, talk about a ton of topics and also discuss which guess we should and shouldn't get for followup shows. Mike doubts the star draw power of the show and I retort that we can get anyone we damn well please if we just try hard enough, pushing a challenge among the PTR staff to see who can get the most impressive guest in the following year. All that plus more you won't want to miss.

This evening we have a working phone, a non-working regular co-host, a couple special interview guests, and a special in studio co-host. Topics range from film to TMZ to education and all special interest points in between. Special thanks to the web series SomeOne. Make sure to check our facebook page for links to it and our guests.

In this episode we handle a ton of different topics but the beginning of the second hour steals the show with the revelation of the night is that a bird has been attacked in budderstown and mike had to run to the rescue. We dig into the audio archives and have lots of fun. Not to say the rest of the show was bad but this inspired the show title.

In this episodes the guys think shaggy talks too much about sex, what do you think?  I think they are secretly in the claoset and there were more homosexual stories, but gays just don't make the news that often.  Who knows, regardless there are plenty of non-sex stories too.  You tell us what you want to hear www.facebook.com/ptrradio

Show recap segment

On this episode we couldn't have had a better verbal fart happen!  Colin begins going through all the Illinois politicians who are in or have been convicted on crimes and has one of the best brain lapses of all time on the show.  Additionally we cover topics from flesh eating cocaine to sex and teenagers and have a spirited discussion about where we fooled around when we were younger.  All that and much more, so definatly an episode you don't want to miss.

In this episode we learn a lot about NAte and what his possible kinks are.  The mere fact that he things that stinky feet smell like a delicious chip really concerns 75% of the PTR hosts.  We also learn that he can't hear during that discussion, but you'll have to listen to find out the whole story.  We also rehash our favorite 80's toys, we restrict the topic to exclude arcade games.  Finally we talk about weiner-gate and do our own weiner roast as best we can.  All that and lots more including sex booths, children stories and countless other topics all in this episode.  Make sure you link to us on facebook and pay attention to the new "nudie" contest discussed in this episode.

Thanks,

Shaggy and the PTR Crew.

Another great episode of PTR brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who are thanked right from the get go.  Many subjects discussed this show: Lance Armstrong, Tornado Alley, Sexual Frequency prices right, TV Talk, and much more.  All the hosts are onboard for this show.  Next live show 6/13/2011 make sure to check out our facebook page for more updates and FAN us if you haven't already.

This episode is brought to you by Lady Gaga's new fragrance "Unicorn Farts" available in your local JC Penny's.  In this show we crown the PTR sex-pert of the night doing a wonder True/False quiz betting points along the way learning how much Nate and Apeman both know about the sex-game.  Colin is gone this evening busy adopting a mexican transvestite amputee.  This and much more, so give us a listen and don't forget to tell your friends.

In this episode we discuss all the news that is news as well as whats going on in Mike the apeman's Car crisis world.  All that plus how did colin get back from his mission to take out bin-laden so quickly and how come we didn't know he was part of the special forces unit?  You'll be surprised just like we were.  All this plus a new openning theme.  Make sure to tell all your friends on facebook about us as well, we are still trying to hit 100 fans to give away that wonderful prize package.

We return to our roots of hasty links and jumping from topic to topic on this show. We talk about frisky frieda and sexual harrasment class as well as why baby names suck when celebrities pick them and many other topics. Plus bonus we get to play where in the world is Colin! You won't want to miss a minute.

Starting out things right in the first hour we cover viral video sensation Rebecca Black and school Nate on the nets new hottness. Moving on from there we put out a wanted call for the most obscure lawyer we can find, wish a friend happy birthday and then proceed into hour two where we discuss funeral and mock a 18 day olds parents. Yeah it was a typical show and you NEED to listen to it.

This show marks the begining of the new time for PTR Radio , we moved an hour earlier thanks to DST. Well not really but it's as good of an excuse as any. Lots of topics covered including a relapse to an old favorite the MadLib! So spread the word and get all your friends to listen cause this is a goodie.

That's right Charlie Sheen consumes the entire first hour of the show because we can't get enough of him and we bet neither can you. The second hour includes Booty call at the nursing home which is sure to introduce you all to a great man named "bobby".

In this episode we learn what happens to you when you sit on a smurf, thats the most interesting thing that happens on the show and becomes a running gag throughout. I'm sure excerpts will be made of this.

In this episode we fly without colin, on a special night, special time and with topics galore. We post to the wrong facebook, and I annoy apeman with a lot of top gear talk. It was a great show and you should listen... and indeed you will ;) check out the website and facebook page and get us to 100 fans!

In this episode we discuss the link between remaking older movies (i.e. the fact that hollywood has run our of ideas) and scientology, the difference between dirty and funky, the worst free foods, and what is worse for colin his dinner or mainlining salt and fat directly into his arm.  As always check out our facebook page and website.  Remember at 100 fans we will give away our patent pending box-o-random-stuff-junk-things.

Yep we did a show and it took shaggy forever to post it, complaints welcome.

This show starts out with the most technically impossible phonecall we've ever had, but in the end it did work.  Big Sal E. Graziano gets back to us finally on how he liked what we sent him in the crap-in-a-box #1 give away.  He pledged to help us reach 100 facebook fans so he could win another box.  Listen to the show and let us know what you think on facebook.

In this episode PTR tests their manliness, discusses creepy was of dealing with pet death, review the colin solo-show part duex, and finally we imagine a world with colin having a partner and discuss how there is one thing he is for sure wrong about.  Remember we're also attempting to reach 100 followers on facebook and need your help!  Just look for us on facebook, fan the show and give us feedback.   

This is a entirly different show than normal and doubtful most of you will listen to the entire thing.  However, since this is the most that Colin has ever talked I thought I would feature it.  If your a RIA Services person this is your cup of tea, if not well maybe you'd rather have mocha.  No harm just give it a listen and let Colin know what you think.

Thats right it's post Trkey and Pre-Christmas and all the topics come out of the wood work.

This show we focus on 18 words the parents television counsel would rather not be said on prime time, new labeling for cigs, 8 things you should know how to do before your 30, and we get a weekend update from Mike the "Christmas setup too damn early" Apeman.  Also We've gone through the entire studion and redone every connection and we think it really shows.  Please give feedback on what you think of this show content and technically.  Join us on facebook and help us get to 100 fans by the end of the year www.facebook.com/ptrradio .

Folks it's a constant in the universe, PTR will go  on, the podcast will be posted late, and anytime I rewire it's bound to be fun.  Something which is NEW and UNIQUE is that PTR now has a official sponsor.  www.tshirthell.com and www.badideatshirts.com they give to us and we give to them!

Topics for this show include politics, religion, and sex.  Yep we covered all the basis.  A little short of an episode this time because of some technical difficulty but you aren't subject to it during the show, so we are progressing.  Don't forget we are trying to get to 100 followers on facebook so tell all your friends to "like" www.facebook.com/ptrradio (it's just that easy)!

In this episode the group discusses the many ways the US government is turning people gay, review a survey given to 20 and 50 year olds, and have a little quality time with the subject of upcoming movies and stupid people of the world.  We do NOT (for the US government) talk about planing the perfect crime.  Cause that would be wrong!

For once the two studio's get to see each other during the show.  Although this show I bet mike wishes we couldn't!  This episode is primarily about bathroom etiquette and the things which can fall apart when they are not observed.  After that we turn to television and the turning of the tides for seasons.  Many other topics covered but the one thing we want you to take away from this is to be a pleasent pooper.  Feedback is always appreciated PTR Radio/279891969765">PTR Facebook.

Wow it's amazing that it could happen, but we somehow had an entire show were we went from one topic to the next without crossing in tangentville first.  Topics include lauper or gaga who wouldn't you kick out of your bed, movies it's ok to cry at, facebook adverts exposed, and the new running segment "assignment youtube".

There might be a little disconnect because we had some connectivity problems but we will fix that for the next show so we get a complete recording every time.  Remember our motto we don't want your money we just want referrals.

Tons of topics discussed during the first hour including, 30 news recap, i have a strong bottom, P90X will kill Shaggy, where is Nate, Rollercoaster orgasm, I gotta have bluetooth, etc.. Second hour mainly consists of what we decide are "Future Classics". Films that every person should see prior to being 18 from the golden age of movies the 80's!

Thats right all the hosts are back from the edge of death's doorstep and we're ready to rock. Well when I say all hosts I mean everyone except Colin. Still recovering from his furry convention he has to take the night off to repair his racoon suit from all the damage inflicted on it. Still good show and all lots of topics broached and as always we need your support and feedback www.ptrradio.com. Tell EVERYBODY!

Another normal technically challenging show. this time however shaggy isn't to blame. Mikes internet provider chokes his connection down to AOL dialup speeds and Nate has polio, cancer, bird flue and consumption ALL together. Sounds fun right? Well it was since i was in the passenger seat of this train wreck. only 90 minutes long this is a bizarre show you just have to listen too.

This episode starts off with shaggy having the bird flue, polio, and the hunta virus all together.

In this episode we bounce from our normal topics, like a child after eating 2 dozen pixie sticks. Really someone needs to take all the shiney objects out of the studio and off the net so we can have a little more cohesion. Anyway it's a good episode as always, but your feedback proves that. Sent feedback to show@ptrradio.com and let us know what you think.

After what seems like forever we finally get another live show under our belt. As normal we're jumping from topic to topic with no clear direction, just the way you like it. More topics than we could cover and hopefully with some humor thrown in. Feedback always appreciated show@ptrradio.com as normal.

Just as Nate and shaggy move off the topic of how Apple treats it's customers about as well as Ike treated Tina Turner in walks colin with the instrument of the devil.  We didn't plan it, he wasn't listening, it just happened.  So listen to this episode which gets a little geeky but we swear we're the only ones to draw these parrallels and also make reference to michael jackson's disease and ipods in the same show.  Feedback always appreciated show@ptrradio.com or your communication channel of choice details on the website www.ptrradio.com

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After being off for 3 weeks we have quite a backlog of things to talk about on this show.  Including the mystery prize listener survey giveaway.  Thanks to a record amount of responses look forward to the show getting even bigger and better!  Other topics covered include Shaggy's idea for a car-cast, middle finger trivia, monkey management and much much more.  Make sure as always you give feedback to show@ptrradio.com and you check out the website www.ptrradio.com for previous episodes, podcast feed details and all the other information you could every want or need about the internets most entertaining geek speek podcast.

Everyone returns for this back to reality episode of PTR Radio .  We bounce from topic to topic like a gerbil on a hot-plate.  The only time we actually slow down is the 45 minute argument on windows mobile 7 and what a load of crap it's going to be, see the argument spills over to the feed description too.  Anyway listen to the episode and let us know what you think.  Feedback as always goes to show@ptrradio.com and remember we have a listener survey going on with a chance to win an autographed mystery PTR prize especicially for you!  go to PTR Radio  and fill out the survey to participate.

After an on-time start the only problems we encounter are phonelines (which we work around) and a severe lack of co-hosts.  For the first 45 minutes of the show it's a old-school shaggy solo-cast where I see how many words can come out of my mouth unfiltered.  You'll notice that mid-way through Colin does show up and we instantly tune to windows world.  That's ok a little check and balance usually helps.  So if this isn't our finest show we understand, but it will give you an idea of how shaggy handles pressure.

Ok so the night started with shots, kept going with shots and ended with shots.  Can you tell that it was a good show!  Here is a list of topics discussed, although there were a lot more, but to detail everything out would take a blog not a podcast.

• Another bad openning
• Shaggy's show recap
• Recall talk
• Technical difficulty corner
• The great age debate
• Auto-Tune PTR
• Blow it off, put it in, and bang! donkey kong would work!

So if PTR was a politcal show we would be the green party and I'm not talking about weed.  That's right we believe in "Green light means Go".  We also believe that if you take a crap on the principles of democracy then you should be shot.  Every vote counts, that is if you vote.  If you instead stay home and watch tv then all the better.  Anyway you can tell who writes these.  So after technical problems, computers dyng, laptops not working, wires crossed, white sheets turned black, zombies crashing through windows and everything else we go on 23 minutes late but we still do a great show so listen up and tell your friends about this insane show that always is on time when your listening to the podcast.  Feedback is always appreciated show@ptrradio.com or 911 on your telephone if you'd like to leave a voicemail.

With apeman and Mrs. Apeman off celebrating their birthday and Colin getting fitted for his tights (upcoming WWE appearance) it just left Shaggy and Nate to mind the show.  You know what happens when that occurs?  Yep all over the place.  It was a bullet pace covering topic, topic, tangent, topic, tangent, tangent and finally gross exageration. Give it a listen and on the 8th we'll be back to normal transmission with all hosts firing.

Thats right we picked up right where we left off. Movies, music, work, relatives, facebook, other podcasts that are doing better than us, and much more.  This totally insane whoe includes the bra debate, netflix 30 days past due, website corrections, me getting yelled at, helen keller, American idol, Colin begging for votes and much more.  So if your used to the insanity then this episode should be right up your alley.         

Apeman started doing video's of Apeman and the Cylon.  You can check them out over at the Official PTR youtube channel PTR Radio">www.youtube.com/PTR Radio but we'll also feature them here on the podcast as well.  As things get rolling we may put out more videos here as well, or of course we may launch a seperate video channel just for this kind of stuff.  If you have ideas for things flash and the apeman can do or want to suggest occupations that Flash should try send them to show@ptrradio.com and if your suggestion is used you could appear in the credits of the next Apeman and the Cylon episode.  Remember to tell all your friends about the show and the Cylon adventures.

Thats right it's our annual good bye to another suckie year episode.  In this eposide we cover that standard topics along with a few count downs to make the end of year complete.  Make sure you start the show at 10pm tonight so you can count down with the geeks!

So mike got a little toasty during this episode cause he didn't have to work the following day. Toward the end it's not the tape slowing down it's mike slurring his words.  We got all over the place but in geneeral returned to our roots... movies and bacon.  What could be more PTR than that!  Take a listen and let us know what you think and don't forget to spread the word.

Technical problems all over the place unfortunatly, to start the show people got to hear 10 minutes of my misc. mp3 collection while we tried to figure out why the fancy 8 track recording wasn't working.  Then it was that we lost mike, got mike, lost mike, etc... then we finally got on a roll only to partially deafen mike by a test of the phone system.  Meanwhile back at the hall of justice Nate started researching new audio gear to help try and resolve all the audio issues and consolidate, hope santa has deep pockets this year.  During the end we talk about how netflix doesn't have a brain and rejected us from an advertising deal, are they mental?  Listen and enjoy, feedback always appreciated show@ptrradio.com

Medical weed, Google's fake city, horrible music with the beetljuice model town, what happens to a state when it declares bancrupcy?, boobs, animals in bed (and no not with you, but sometimes a cold nose when you don't expect it).  Every day store about an old man's trip to school story in choose your own adventure book style.  Aunt whose house burned down, but yet she's only worried about her food stamps meanwhile it's her 3 and 2 year old who started the fire while left at home ALONE!

Through god all things are possible
Explination of our opening
Christmas Movies
Classic movies (loved as children... doesn't make sense now)
Halloween costume ideas
Sluts send us your pics show@ptrradio.com
Math homework from 4th grade
Whoopins, everybody needs one

• Another messed up opening
• Spin off remakes
• Redoing office furniture
• Nascar interior design
• Stripper stories
  

Shaggy amazes everyone with his wild and whacky flowchart interjections during the begining of the show.  Could you create a system from them?  I know mike couldn't but he may have a stroke because of them.  Other topics discussed on the show include:

• Ice, ice baby
• PTR's green view
• Hunters knot story
• Weiner tales

Colin finally returns to the show after weeks gone and questions left unanswered.  The most memorable moments in the show include these:

• Return of the Charubic one
• Colin needs a date
• Shaggy's age debate
• Making prostitution legal
• Rock band v.s. Band hero v.s. Get a damn life

Topics of the show included:

• Mike and the zoo crew
• Shaggy has issues cause of a rewire
• Jeff Dunham show review
• I'm on a boat!, Mother lover, etc... musical interlude
• Apeman and the Cylon episode

A great show for anyone thinking of using our show name, but want a different meaning behind it.  Topics of the show include:

• PTR Acronyms that aren't right
• Birth of "The Charubic One"
• Silly Steve Voicemail
• Password talk with Nate
• U-verse discussion

The show starts off without an opening because the firewall died and we just decided to go ahead and start talking.  Topics for the show that are most notable are below:

• Firewall issues again
• Michael Jackson dies, our thoughts
• Can I have a side order of reperations
• Billie Mays dies, more important than Michael
• www.RunPee.com discussion and review

Topics for the discussion include:

• Preshow Talk
• Greatest American Show opening
• Mikes true made-up story
• Another t-shirt idea
• Nates honeymoon suite review

Other than problems with the phone this show pretty much covers out typical topics sex, drugs, death, rock and roll, cars etc.  Highlights from the episode include:

• Skype problems
• Nates wedding recap
• Winner of the "Pissin in your Cheerios" challenge
• Messing with the imports
• Mouse mobile

Another show plagued by technical difficulties, but we pull off an awesome show none-the-less.  Topics for this show include:

• Technical problems
• "We didn't start the flame war" song
• Watch your language on 911 or you'll die
• Who else needs a bailout?
• Netflix corner
• TV show renewals which should/shouldn't happen

Yep another show where we are spread out throughout the country.  Topics for the show include:

• Movies coming to a town near you
• Discussion of the new studio
• Not your typical geek
• Nate on a jet plane
• Helen Keller sings the Golden Girls theme song

Mike has a hernia operation and thus is full of vicodine during the show.  The majority of the show talks about how he wants to renovate his house to deal with his new found appreciation for butt problems, going to the bathroom for old people retards, and others.  Hawking falls ill and we wish him a speedy recovery, the real cause for global warming, more top gear talk and much more.

In this episode we follow our long line of random conversation and seemless transition from one obscure reference to another with only our wits to connect them.  Tune in and see how we connect the dots between these items:

• Hernia operations
• the other "I had a dream" speech
• Extreme! business casual
• uncomfortable boss meetings
• and binder clip theater

That's right we have an actual celebrity, not a soundboard, not a clip, not a youtube video, not a phone call.  We have Big Sal E. Graziano IN STUDIO with us.  Well technically he's in studio with Mike, but the point is he is within hitting distance (him hitting mike) of someone.  Of course he was the main topic but we really enjoyed having him on to add the the absolute mayheim that is our show.  Hopefully he'll come on again and we'll have just as good a time as tonight.  Topics covered are:

• Mike's recap of their first meeting
• "Have you ever had your ass kicked by a vegitarian"
• Shaggy gives his approval for Sal's arcade moves
• You can't fake gravity
• and Customer Service training (can i have voice and dat, please...)

Another good show with multiple topics discussed and none of them really planned out.  We really are getting good at this tangent thing.  The random topics discussed this week are:

• PTR Flag
• Obama causes traffic jams
• Bad text jokes
• Wouldn't you smoke if you were the President
• Wondering what brand Obama rolls with
• Lefties should wear helmets
• What would happen if PTR hosts lived in a house together

As always feedback is appreciated show@ptrradio.com or visit our website www.ptrradio.com for more information about the show or how to download addition information.  Don't forget to get all your friends on the podcast feed, only with your help can we grow!

That's right with Apeman at a hockey game it was PTR retro edition with just Studio-S left to hold the show down.  Topics included:

• OMG Google is down!
• Great driving songs
• Kindle craze
• and Blago-News

As always feedback is appreciated show@ptrradio.com for email or check out the website www.ptrradio.com and don't forget to tell all your friends cause only with your help can we grow!

In this episode colin finally returns to the show after many weeks away.  This midgets must have finally of gotten bored with him!  Topics from this episode include the following:

• Colin's return
• Vadican puts out a hit on a co-host
• Even the president has mother-in-law issues
• Superbowl commercial round-up
• www.TechnicalVirgin.com website review

Johnny Paycheck said it best, but we say it loudest.  With new assignments given to all the PTR staff we say goodbye to NHB and we say it as only we can with the proper people.

Nate - Representative to the ATF and/or Homeland security

Mike - UN representative good will ambassador

Colin - Attorney General

Shaggy - Drug Czar

Also the new term learned by the studio-s team "Total shrimp, cut off the head and eat the body"

Our first episode of the new year, welcoming in 2009 with pletny of topics being covered and a mysteriously missing chubby one. Topics include: top gear opening theme music mix up, where in the world is colin, feeling homeless without the internet, x-mas presents, 720 p/1080p/1 trillion p which is better, and shaggy works his calcultor into a frenzy.

as always feedback is appreciated show@ptrradio.com and don't forget to tell your friends and check out our webpage for more information www.ptrradio.com

In this episode we come up with the best line of all time!  "I have very strong feet", what else do I need to say about that?  That's right we talk about Shaggy's fred flintstone feet and how they destroy his shoes.